Cucktus 

Cuck-Tus

Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.

Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?

Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.

Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.

Cucktus by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024

cuckturd 

portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper

Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!

cuckturd by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

Cocktus Jack 

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

Cocktus Jack by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus 

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

Cocktus by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

Cucktastic 

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

Cucktastic by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

Cocktus 

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015

Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂

Cocktus by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016

uncle cuckus 

Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.

All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.

No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.

uncle cuckus by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017