Cuck-Tus
Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.
Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.
Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?
Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.
Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.
Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.
Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.
by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024
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(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper
(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper
Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!
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when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
Get the Cocktus Jack mug.After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.
Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
by LordCowPat October 7, 2020
Get the Cocktus mug.Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021
Get the Cucktastic mug.A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015
by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016
Get the Cocktus mug.Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.
All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.
No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.
No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.
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