Cuctus

Someone who is acting like a raisin oatmeal cookie

"Gosh Todd stop being such a dumb cuctus"

by Cuctus July 7, 2018

Cuctus

A desert male cactus who enjoys watching his loved one penetrated by random male cactus or male cacti.

That poor cuctus.. he could’ve done so much more with so much more.

by Webster’sMami August 17, 2020

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

Cactus content

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

by Ragerace March 15, 2020