Someone who is acting like a raisin oatmeal cookie
"Gosh Todd stop being such a dumb cuctus"
by Cuctus July 7, 2018
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A desert male cactus who enjoys watching his loved one penetrated by random male cactus or male cacti.
That poor cuctus.. he could’ve done so much more with so much more.
by Webster’sMami August 17, 2020
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