Definitions by MUTT13Y

Hecticity

The scale to measure one's level of hecticness. How hectic they are/ aren't being.

(As an added bonus it's really fun to say, slides off the tongue really well).

Don't come over today. I'm so angry right now and you wouldn't be able to handle my hecticity.

Hecticity by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024

Cucktus 

Cuck-Tus

Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.

Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?

Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.

Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.

Cucktus by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024