cuacktus

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a silly goober who’s slightly older than you and all your friends

she’s so old and wise. she’s my cuacktus

cuacktus by underwatertoasteroven May 22, 2023

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Cracktus

(Adj) describing a previously shaved yet stubbley ass.

“What happened to your face? It’s all irritated and splotchy?”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”

Cracktus by Half a slap July 14, 2021

Related Words

cuacktus • Cracktus • Cucktus

Cucktus

Cuck-Tus

Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.

Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?

Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.

Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.

Cucktus by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026