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cuacktus by underwatertoasteroven May 22, 2023
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Cracktus
“What happened to your face? It’s all irritated and splotchy?”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”
Cracktus by Half a slap July 14, 2021
Cucktus
Cuck-Tus
Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.
Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.
Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?
Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.
Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.
Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.
Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.