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Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.
I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!
Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage
Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night
cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cockcussion 

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion
I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018

Cumcussion 

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.
That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

Cockussion 

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
Cockussion by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

cupcussion 

The injury to the head obtained from the smashing of a cup
Joe smashed a cup into Brittany's head at a party and she received a cupcussion.
cupcussion by DatNIGGAPookie December 22, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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