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Cockshit Zombie
When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016
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Cockshit
a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
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Cockshit
A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.
Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017
cockshite
Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.
Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.
Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.
Cockshitter
N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.
Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Cockshitter by Langevinrox March 27, 2011
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