Cubipal

(alt spelling- "cubi-pal"): a friend at work who sits in a cubicle adjacent to yours.

Curtis and Joel are good pals at work and get along great, but don't necessarily socialize outside of work. They sit in cubicles next to each other. They are "cubipals" (cubi-pals).

by Pope1980 August 24, 2019

cubicall

(Noun) The act of calling a coworker in a neighboring cubicle, instead of walking three feet to speak to them in person.

Tim: (as Mike passes by) Hey Mike, I need to talk to you about these reports.

Mike: Alright give me a second to get back to my desk and I'll give you a cubicall

by BlackjackII June 26, 2008

cubical rat

A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.

"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."

by inadrat December 31, 2006

Cubical time

Double penetration

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.

by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010

cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 22, 2009

cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.

ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*

by Grim January 31, 2005

Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).

Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".

by torileeo May 6, 2009