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Cristiana 

A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Cristiano 

A extremely athletic and talented person, a great friend and a all round amazing person. He is also a godly kisser and has the sexiest body you will ever see
Girl: whoa that guy is a sexy beast
Girl 2: sounds like a Cristiano
Cristiano by No one is here... September 28, 2018

chrystian 

The most amazing guy in the world, great personality, strong as fuck and very dirty minded. A chrystian also has a large ass cock and is just fucking amazing, hard hitter with the ladys. Very talented and a perfect friend, if you meet a chrystian then u have lived.
Oh my gosh i was with chrystian and he was amazing. I wish i could spend the rest of my life with him!
chrystian by Ekkcnekcek May 27, 2017

Cristiana 

A great girl. Often quite shy at first but once you get to know her, she can be one of the craziest people you'll meet. Willing to do daring things and is very wild. She can be very aggressive even though she may not show it.
Jake: She's not what you think, trust me!
Tisha: What? She must be a Cristiana.
Cristiana by Lessly1712 May 18, 2014

Cristian 

Cristian: Cristians are nice handsome caring funny good in bed guys that like football and soccer also tend to flirt a lot and be vary out going and Cuddled any time he get the chance he's well known by people and is vary scared about sharing his feelings and hides his true self sometimes when he is sad or not in the mood Cristians are also a good person to have as a friend they are very caring about what you do and who you are with and will never leave you and if u are his love he will always be there for you and will always make you smile when you are sad or mad
Dang have you seen that guy cristian I think he's cute

Cristian ur so caring and loving wow
Cristian by Cristian .r January 12, 2017

Cristian 

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege
Wow I heard Cristian has a big cock

And he’s getting head from 74 other girls
Cristian by ImAGayNlGGA December 5, 2019
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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