Crystalsun
A badass warlock on World of Warcraft. Don't mess with this guy or you will be destroyed.Also on the server Shadowmoon.
Crystalsun by The guy named Crystalsun September 27, 2010
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Crystalyn
shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (louis aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!
albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that
Crystalyn by the grl u cant get enough of! September 21, 2011
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Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
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White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
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Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
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