cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

stunderandable

Understandable but you move the st to the front of the word, helping add emphasis that you understand.

Police: Sir you cannot pull out your penis during the national anthem.
Me: Stunderandable

by Soni_trailblazer September 27, 2023