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An awesome game being developed by Crytek that will have the craziest graphics ever. Like the first Crysis, most people will not be able to run Crysis 2 when it is released, and no one will be able to run it on max settings. Then finally after several years people can actually have computers that can run it, but most people still won't be able to run it on max. At this point, Crytek will announced that Crysis 3 will be coming out soon. And the cycle restarts.
Gamer #1: Finally I can run Crysis on max after mortgaging my house to buy a supercomputer!

Gamer #2: Dude Crysis 2 is coming out, your computer will be useless.

Gamer #1: GODDAMMIT!

(repeat for Crysis 3)
Crysis 2 by ~Dan~ August 7, 2009

Can it run Crysis? 

a popular question asked on many PC hardware forums. When a person builds a computer he/she wants to know if it can run the most graphical advanced game of our time - Crysis. So a topic is made and the persons PC specs are posted for others to review.
Subject : Can it run Crysis?

Message Description: Hey ya'll. I recently built my dream computer with my newegg wishlist. I want to know it can run Crysis on MAX. Here are the specs:

insert PC specs here
The ultimate way to test your PC's power.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"My computer exploded."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Crysis."
"Oh."
Crysis by FrankTheTankOS March 31, 2013
Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.
Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.

Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.

Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE

Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar
Crysis by JackInTheCloset February 2, 2009
In situations when everything is relatively normal, then turned completely upside down in an extremely absurd way.
Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.

Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
Crysis by OHGOF February 8, 2009

Crysis Rage 

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.
Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!
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