crysis

A FPS made by Crytek the developers Farcry. Will be optimized for DirectX 10. Relesed some time in 2007

crysis will own half-life in every thing but storie.

by theownd April 10, 2006

crysis

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

by QuacksO October 08, 2018

crysis

An extreme fat dildo that is mainly used for sexual pleasure for gay men.

Oh, Kolby drive that crysis harder!

by Bitch August 31, 2004

crysis

a fucking pimp that owns everyone!

crysis owned murlen all day long!

by kdizzlejiz August 22, 2004

Crysis

The ultimate way to test your PC's power.

"Hey man, what's up?"
"My computer exploded."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Crysis."
"Oh."

by FrankTheTankOS March 31, 2013

Crysis

Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.

Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.

Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.

Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE

Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar

by JackInTheCloset February 02, 2009

Crysis

In situations when everything is relatively normal, then turned completely upside down in an extremely absurd way.

Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.

Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.

by OHGOF February 09, 2009