One who spends the majority of their time obsessing over cryptocurrency technologies, exchanges and the IoT (internet of things).

One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.

the cryptonerd spent the majority of his evening reading the iota white paper to understand the concept of the tangled method

Cryptonerd by Diaspore August 20, 2017

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cryptogenarian

A generation that looks at cryptocurrencies as the future of money and embraces its adoption for daily use. They are not bound by when one is born, but rather how you approach the concept of money.

A cryptogenarian is at the forefront of the peer to peer cash revolution started by Satoshi Nakamoto.

cryptogenarian by asasidh March 9, 2018

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cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.

Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.

cryptopoetry by Pitmania April 21, 2008

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Cryptotourette's

Cryptotourette syndrome is a common neurodevelopmental disorder with onset in young/new crypto traders. Characterised by continually blurting out price predictions with no empirical data by people with very little to no money invested in crypto, alternatively it can be present in whales who want to see their name printed in a poorly written article about crypto.

<screen name 1> says Bitcoin is going to 4k, Bears are taking over, 4hrs later Bitcoin is going to 20k Bulls are dominating - actual bitcoin price stays at 9k <screen name 2> yeah that guy has cryptotourette's

Cryptotourette's by Nameenvy September 25, 2019

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