Cryptopornography 

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

Cryptopornography by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

cryptopartography 

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

cryptopartography by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022