cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010

Cryptosporidium-137

The main character of the game Destroy All Humans.

Pathetic humans! ~ Cryptosporidium 137

by EnigmaBerryClock August 27, 2005

cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water

"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"

by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005

Cryptopocalypse

Describing the end of the traditional banking system, where decentralized, immutable, transparent, open source, peer to peer crypto currencies take over the world.

Fiat Inflation is at all time highs, this must be the beginning of the Cryptopocalypse!

by LoriTheLobster February 8, 2022

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

cryptopunk

Person who knows how to use cryptocurrency, is familiar with anonymizing protocols and tools.

Jason is such a cryptopunk, he set up his own tor node!

by cthulabot December 6, 2013

cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.

Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.

by Pitmania April 21, 2008