cryer 

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

cryer by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

Cryer 

A word invented by Rishi, basically you can a person who often Cries hard as Cryer.

Don't be a cryer

Cryer by Ronin9921 February 28, 2022

dry cryer 

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

dry cryer by coombskid22 May 12, 2014

Jon Cryer 

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

Jon Cryer by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Jon Cryer 

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

Jon Cryer by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

movie cryer 

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

movie cryer by Kat165 July 29, 2017

moon cryer 

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

moon cryer by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017