Cruttle

Combination of crucial and brutal

"Man that ping-pong shot was fuckin cruttle!"

"How did he hit that 3 outer? That's fuckin cruttle!"

Cruttle by Matt & Kevin December 22, 2008

crutters 

A word to describe some reaaally ugly person. It has come from the words crusty and butters, combined to make the word 'crutters'.

Erggggh that boy is crutters. He must have hit every branch on the ugly tree when he was born.

crutters by BuffEnid February 8, 2005

crutterz

chronically butterz (really ugly, minging etc)

guy1: damn that girls butterz

guy2: nah bruv shes crutterz

guy1:true dat, man wouldnt move to that if he was blind

crutterz by gettish May 4, 2010

cuttlefish of cthulhu 

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

cuttlefish of cthulhu by Robbie M September 14, 2007

Human Cuttlefish 

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.

Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!

Human Cuttlefish by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020

Crutters 

combined definition of butters and crusty. meaning ugly, really dry and unhygienic all at the same time.

a boy called farshad walks into a class room and this boy hasn't washed for a long time and he's ugly.
a girl called becky shouts out "errrrrr your bare crutters"

Crutters by RoastingYute November 23, 2014

cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

cuttlefishing by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014