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crustyethan 

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player who is good at dodging blue shells
Jim: Yo have you been practicing the crustyethan?
Cullen: Nah, I don’t got time
Jim: You should, it’s the best strat in the game.
crustyethan by crustyethan April 29, 2022

Crustmugeon

1)Crustmugeons are old people that can be found driving their Lincoln Town Cars or Buick LaSabres while blindly merging into traffic at a snales pace.

2)Crustmugeons are often on the way for the early bird special to utilize their senior citizen discount.

3)At dinner, one can witness a Crustmugeon slurping the softest food through a creepy dentured smile.

4)Once said meal has been consumed, the tip left by a Crustmugeon is generally in the .5 - 2% range.
Crustmugeon by Man of Hoff October 20, 2008

Crustychum 

A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.
John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum
Crustychum by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010

crustycumsock66 

the best mf ever shes so funny i love her. my favorite person ever ever ever wow i love crustycumsock66 <33
A person: isn’t crustycumsock66 the best person

B person: fuck yeah the best ever

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.
Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?
crustymcflyeeng by MoFo December 21, 2004

Crustyfucc 

A fucc that indeed is crusty
- When a crusty residue is left after hardcore fucc
'yesterday i slept with Shaun, it indeed was a crustyfucc