Crustychum

A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.

John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum

Crustychum by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010

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crustychickennuggett

When someone is being mean or rude

He/she is a crustychickennuggett

crustychickennuggett by SPARKLELAND6 February 2, 2019

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crustychickennuggett

When someone is being rude/mean

He/She is being a crustychickennuggett

crustychickennuggett by Sparkleland6 February 2, 2019

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crustycumsock66

the best mf ever shes so funny i love her. my favorite person ever ever ever wow i love crustycumsock66 <33

A person: isn’t crustycumsock66 the best person

B person: fuck yeah the best ever

crustycumsock66 by div4ny duh <3 April 5, 2021

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crustybum

Crusty•bum
A word used to define and or describe when someone's bum is looking crusty.

Person 1: woah, that's definitely one crustybum you have there.
Person 2:STAWWWP🥺🥺

crustybum by Pepepeooo February 18, 2022

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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