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Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell
"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"
Crusty Crusts by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010

eatin' crusts 

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.
Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts
eatin' crusts by browntip July 17, 2014

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts 

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

Cut off the crusts 

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.
I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.
Cut off the crusts by BennyBum April 7, 2025

Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.
As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.
Panty Crust by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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