butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂

Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱

butt-crusts by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021

butt crust 

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.

Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away

butt crust by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006

Butt Crusties 

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

butt crust 

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

butt crust by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

butt crusties 

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

butt crusties by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Butt Crusties 

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

Butt Crusties by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

Pale Butt Crust 

It is the unique dingleberry crust formed on one member of planet Earth. This member is called Zimbabwe Bull, or Trevor.

Breezie: "Man, Trevor you need to clean up your Pale Butt Crust you left on the Toilet!"

Trevor: "TEE HEE Did you ever wake up with dirt in your butt?"

Pale Butt Crust by The Kitten Catcher January 2, 2012