A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.
Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'