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Crustwang 

the time between when sex is over and when you clean your dick. The layer of crust that accumulates on your dick after sex.
Oh my god, you’ve just given me a crustwang!
Crustwang by Markmerciless December 3, 2018
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A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.
"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."
crustang by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008
A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.
Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.
Crustang by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012

Crustating 

The act of ejaculating into a crab cake.
Hold up boys, imma go do some crustating real quick be right back.
Crustating by cheesesniffer December 14, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026