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Crush crack 

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
Crush crack by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013
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Crush Crack 

The crackhead behavior that comes to a person once they have developed a crush
Ex: Bro he’s so dusty, abby benitez is fr on crush crack
Crush Crack by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019

Crush-crazy cracker 

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"
Crush-crazy cracker by Fab QT December 31, 2011

Crack The Crust 

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.

cack crash 

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
cack crash by westfalia October 7, 2010

cracker crust poptart 

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
cracker crust poptart by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022