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To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.
"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"
benitez by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008
A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.
"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."
benitez by Casske July 30, 2006
my friend is still a benitez
Benitez by waldo228 September 8, 2009
A hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a 'tuft' of hair in the centre.

Made famous by Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.
Gary, that guy has a Benitez too.
Benitez by Gary Finny July 15, 2008
It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family. Term was introduced by Youtuber Billy Bradfield with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.
Billy Bradfield “You guys are the Benitez, i love you guys, Subscribe to my channel
Benitez by benitezz December 7, 2022
It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine who currently has over 4 million subscribers. He later revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid (Sebastian Benitez) that he knew.
I love watching Benitez, he inspires me to be the best version of me that I could be.
Benitez by Social Activist 87649231 February 14, 2023