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Leader of the FCG (Fat Cock Gang). Is one sexy mf but ally doesn’t want him because he doesn’t look like white tiktok guys. Pain. Also a member of CBT (Redacted)
Crus by Crus_Pain February 26, 2021
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Crush • crusty • crust • crushed • Crusher • crusade • crusader • Crushing • Cruster • crustache
crus likes to say miss me.
crus by kylarkylar December 23, 2024

Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.
As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.
Panty Crust by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
I look like a crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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