Crupts

Crupts

Bum jumble up my crupts for bekkfast.

by Bigdadlovesu November 6, 2018

Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010

eatin' crusts

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.

Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts

by browntip July 17, 2014

cruits

Australian slang for testicles.

You ok mate?
Nup, damn ball hit me in the cruits.

by moly. b. denum August 14, 2013

Crupsha and a Quarter

Messed up plus 1/4.

That is so Crupsha and a Quarter. Your face is Crupsha and a Quarter. This movie is Crupsha and a Quarter.

by Tim Crupsha December 31, 2012

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂

Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021