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She had some huge cruets!
cruets by z&b123 January 28, 2010
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Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell
"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"
Crusty Crusts by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010
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Cruetry  

Over the top poetics that sound like they're from a Motley Crue song. Often used while drunk, on drugs, or heartbroken.
"I'm on a high rise, of passion and pain"

or

"Baby when you left me, my heart broke apart. I need to feel you like a fire deep in my heart."


Did you hear Jeff last night? He was spittin some serious Cruetry to Lisa.
Cruetry by Nacho720 March 24, 2009

eatin' crusts 

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.
Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts
eatin' crusts by browntip July 17, 2014
Australian slang for testicles.
You ok mate?
Nup, damn ball hit me in the cruits.
cruits by moly. b. denum August 14, 2013

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱
It is pretty cruecsh that you remember that.
Cruecsh by Kajae November 20, 2010
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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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