Crumplebutt 

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

Crumplebutt by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

Mrs Crumplebottom 

Named for a character from the Sims video game, Mrs Crumplebottom is a prude and a killjoy who has no social life, and dislikes seeing public displays of affection.

In the Sims game, Mrs Crumplebottom regularly purse-whips and/or lectures other sims who kiss or make out in public.

Don't be a Mrs Crumplebottom.

Mrs Crumplebottom by Simmaniac February 11, 2010

crumblebutt 

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.

Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.

crumblebutt by Anony45 March 1, 2014

crumblebottom

After engaging in anal intercourse, the recipients ass hole exudes juices in which formally resemble feta cheese crumbled with cottage cheese and blueberries.

Gabe:Ay yo Sean, how was dat crumblebottom at Jess's back door?

Sean: Man you know I like when its chunky, and I always like a lil' bit o' sauce.

crumblebottom by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009

Mrs. Crumplebottom 

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!

Mrs. Crumplebottom by Ainrana December 19, 2011