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crumblebutt 

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.
Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.
crumblebutt by Anony45 March 1, 2014
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Rumblebutt

A 5-98 minute fart that just make your butt rumble
Ooooo I just had an extra long Rumblebutt.
Rumblebutt by OilyButter May 28, 2017

Mrs Crumplebottom 

Named for a character from the Sims video game, Mrs Crumplebottom is a prude and a killjoy who has no social life, and dislikes seeing public displays of affection.

In the Sims game, Mrs Crumplebottom regularly purse-whips and/or lectures other sims who kiss or make out in public.
Don't be a Mrs Crumplebottom.
Mrs Crumplebottom by Simmaniac February 11, 2010

crumblette 

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb
Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

cumblebust 

doing a task that cancels out another one.
charging your phone while using it.
(cumblebust)
cumblebust by dahunnahfrmdabricks November 11, 2022

cumblebust 

The act of forgetting to charge one’s phone.
I was at the bus stop and realized I cumblebusted.
cumblebust by Bradal B November 11, 2022

crumblebottom

After engaging in anal intercourse, the recipients ass hole exudes juices in which formally resemble feta cheese crumbled with cottage cheese and blueberries.
Gabe:Ay yo Sean, how was dat crumblebottom at Jess's back door?

Sean: Man you know I like when its chunky, and I always like a lil' bit o' sauce.
crumblebottom by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009