Crumbly Cookie
Crumbly Cookie by BadCupcake February 10, 2015
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The Crumbl Cookie Salute
Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
The Crumbl Cookie Salute by 0260someday August 14, 2023
Crumbl Cookie
A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
Crumbl Cookie by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022
crumble this cookie
A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
crumble this cookie by channel_panel November 24, 2018
cookie crumble
Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."
cookie crumble by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007
The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree. by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
Crumbl cookies
Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Crumbl cookies by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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