Definitions by pissandshitcocktail
Crumbl cookies
Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes
Crumbl cookies by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
Crumbl cookies
Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Crumbl cookies by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026