Crudus
Crudus by bobbyjoeeeeee March 29, 2009
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Crudest row
The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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Crudus • cludussy • Cradussy • Crubus englace • crudbusted • cruddust • crudesex • crudessential • Crudest row • Crudfuster
crudessential
crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021
Crudugular
Crudugular by DJ Stoisma December 27, 2008
Crudster
A crudster is someone who has taken the hipster image and persona to an extreme. They are often seen in tight cut off jeans and low V-neck T-shirts. Purple is a popular color in the crudster wardrobe. They usually do not use deodorant, never make-up and shave rarely. Crudsters frequent dive bars and indie venues, usually in dilapidated neighborhoods because it allows them to feel avant-garde. Like hipsters, crudsters eschew mainstream culture but put much effort into maintaining a cruddy appearance while doing so.
crudunkadunk
crudunkadunk by Dipal May 5, 2005
crudesex
While performing any type of sex position, one partner must keep on calling the other partner hurtful things that are not true.
A normal crudesex situation
Nancy- " Jimmy this feels so good"
Jimmy- " Nancy ur such a fucking slut. God ur so used ahhhhh"
Nancy- " Jimmy this feels so good"
Jimmy- " Nancy ur such a fucking slut. God ur so used ahhhhh"
crudesex by ThatKidFromYorkville July 28, 2009
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