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To go very slowly

dude the car in front of us is totally cruchin it

Cruchin by SJC1234 September 21, 2010

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Crouching Uncle

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

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Crushing Hard

Whenever you think about your crush 24/7 and smile like an idiot when talking to them

Oh man I'm crushing hard

Crushing Hard by Ad6605 May 31, 2018

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hardcore crushing

to have a really big crush on someone

person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!

hardcore crushing by galactic.cola February 26, 2018

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couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

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Crushing Bugs

When you take the panties off of a girl and inhale the smell whilst admiring the fine pheromones, which smells like crushed up bugs.

"Man, I was for sure crushing bugs last night! Maggie was sooo smelly"

Crushing Bugs by zebearcat December 9, 2016

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Straight Couchin

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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