Cruchin

To go very slowly

dude the car in front of us is totally cruchin it

by SJC1234 September 21, 2010

Crouching Uncle

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Crushing Hard

Whenever you think about your crush 24/7 and smile like an idiot when talking to them

Oh man I'm crushing hard

by Ad6605 May 31, 2018

hardcore crushing

to have a really big crush on someone

person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!

by galactic.cola February 26, 2018

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Crushing Bugs

When you take the panties off of a girl and inhale the smell whilst admiring the fine pheromones, which smells like crushed up bugs.

"Man, I was for sure crushing bugs last night! Maggie was sooo smelly"

by zebearcat December 9, 2016

Straight Couchin

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

by niggerjoe October 29, 2012