Crownic

When you feel like an idiot but also a genius at the same time. Crownic.

Im such a crownic, I got half the test right but the other half wrong!

by RealyoPlayz September 10, 2021

Crownic

When you feel like the dumbest person in the world but also the smartest person in the world

Im just a frickin crownic everythings right but wrong...

by RealyoPlayz September 17, 2021

reverse crowning

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014

Cronic

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011