Crotti 

1. A young man who eats skittles off of another young men's genitals. 2. A violent cokehead that beats on young women because he feels sexually inept and blames them for his own misfortune. 3. A young gay man who often claims that he is going to commit suicide for attention.

1. He bought a bag of skittles and got crottied at a party.
2. That Crotti went to jail for beating his wife to death.
3. A crotti may claim that he is going to kill himself, but it's all for show.

Crotti by DuckU279 June 15, 2008

Crotti 

A term for the most perfect man in the world. A man of legend, who is even more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World. Thus he has earned the moniker, The Most Extremely Fascinating Man in the Universe. So fascinating in fact, that he does not need a beer company to sponsor him! Beer companies are afraid of his power! He once killed eight lions with his pinky finger, and his blood is made of liquefied platinum! The Most Interesting Man in the World, grovels at the feet of Crotti.

No man will ever measure up to Crotti, it's just not possible!

Crotti by MsMDub December 19, 2012

Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.

Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation

Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016

croatian cock 

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

croatian cock by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

once you go croatian by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.

- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.

Croatian handshake by 01000011 November 4, 2021

Crotisseried 

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time

I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

Crotisseried by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019