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a child hottie.
ranging in age from about 15-18. prime chottie age. (extra points if they're still in highschool)

when you're too old to actually date said child hottie but know that they will grow up to be a hottie, therefore resulting in a chottie.
"i bet hes about 17, but i don't even care, hes such a chottie!"
chottie by jtopp May 20, 2008
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a hottie thats a bit on the chubbier side. Not a fat person.
that girls hot but shes a little on the chubby side. shes a chott
chottie by theoblivious April 6, 2004

Chottle down 

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.
- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.
Chottle down by Alisha620 March 4, 2011
someone who is creepy but, at the same time, hot. Identifying someone as a crottie often fills the identifier with a vague sense of dread, because they are sexually attracted to someone that they also find repulsive or a little bit scary.
Actually, (insert serial killer's name here) is quite the crottie.

Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.

When I was a child, I had this weird crush on Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Ladybugs." What a crotty!
crottie by jrafert June 15, 2011

cottiered 

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically
Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.
cottiered by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017
Sagging, unusually large cheeks. Usually a result of steroids or pregnancy.
My chottles are getting so big, I don't even want to take pictures!
Chottles by justadream134 December 8, 2010
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"Yeah... I know."
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