crotchmud 

A fermenting sweat sesspool located in the grundle vicinity
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I worked all week, this crotchmud is coming out today!

crotchmud by Crotchmud December 16, 2021

Crotchfidence 

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012

crotchnugget 

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

crotchular 

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

crotchular by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

crotchula 

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

crotchula by Spenny June 24, 2006

Crotchturd 

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

Crotchturd by flatpatty September 26, 2009

crotched 

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

crotched by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013