Couchdog 

A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.

IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers

Couchdog by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

couchlogged by Eeagle October 30, 2010

Couchtogether 

When you and a few friends "get together" and generally reside on the couch the whole time. watching tv, eating delicious yet sinful snacks, bs-ing, and cuddling are a few of the activities that take place at a couchtogether

Dick: so whats goin on tonight?

Jane: im thinkin about hittin up a few ppl and havin a couchtogether, wanna come?

Dick: yeah sounds like a plan, i feel like just chillin anyway

Couchtogether by Foster grunt January 2, 2011

Friends Couchdominium 

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)

I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

Friends Couchdominium by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008