Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

fire crotch

someone who has red pubic hair

she has a fire crotch

by Donny C April 26, 2006

Fire-crotch

A chick with a red snatch patch

Jane is a red head, there for she has a fire-crotch

by Geo January 10, 2005

fire crotch

-1- Lindsay Lohan.

-2- A person who has red pubic hair.

Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch, and everyone hates her.

by TommysBabyGirl December 26, 2006

fire crotch

a large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland.

I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me i will burn your fucking face off you fucker.

by lewisbowels September 10, 2004

fire crotch

A name given to red-headed people to describe their red pubic hairs.

Devon is a fire crotch!

by chembabe87 April 29, 2008

Fire Crotch

A woman with a red haired vagina.

I love me some "Fire Crotch"

by cooter davenport May 12, 2010