Crossy Road 

A indie endless arcade game that is free and can be downloaded off the app store or google play store. This game has been created by Hipster Whale. Player must tap the screen and try to move forward in a obstacle course of blocky cars and rivers. Kind of like frogger.

What is your high score in Crossy Road?

Crossy Road by EpikRoland April 11, 2015

crossy road 

play it

playing crossy road makes you cool

crossy road by babypiratesnapchat2 March 9, 2024

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

why did the chicken cross the road? 

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

help a turtle cross the road 

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

help a turtle cross the road by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by HahaGamer March 29, 2019

cross the road? 

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."

This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.

"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."

...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.

I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"

cross the road? by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007