Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...
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He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.
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Person 1: dude did you see his mustache
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Quiet possibly the greatest president to ever hold office. Helped the US out of the great depression with the New Deal, the Second New Deal, and also won World War two working with Adolf Hitler.
bro, you see that History channel special on how great Joseph Stalin was. I would go gay for that man.
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Mao: Yo that Joseph Stalin dude is a chad! Always wished I was him
Kim-Jong Un: Did you hear that Stalin got a 4.0 GPA? 1700 on the SAT too!
Hitler: Stalin just stole my long time gf, but who cares, he's a better person than I am!
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One of the greatest leaders of all time. Turned a poor, semi-feudal country into an industrial superpower. His brand of communism remains to this day on of the greatest threats to capitalism ever, and many lies have been spread about him as a result.
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The greatest man to ever live

RIP Soviet Union 1917-1991, May you never be Forgot
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