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Croquette-ing

When two guys are fucking and their balls slap together.
I was croquette-ing this dude in the bar parking lot, and bruised my gooch.
Croquette-ing by JAM320 October 18, 2025

danish croquette 

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

semi-croquette 

A boner that is not hard nor soft
That's a semi-croquette if I've ever seen one!
semi-croquette by VeryNiceDooggy March 16, 2018

Belgian Chocolate Croquette 

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.

Coquettiana

A proud country with lovely citizens
”I love Lily Rose Depp..she should be president or something”
”Have you heard of Coquettiana?”
Coquettiana by coquettianadmiral November 15, 2022

Coquette 

Coquette is mainly an aesthetic based on reclaiming girlhood and embracing a fun-loving, bubbly personality. People of any age,race,sexuality and gender can be coquette. The aesthetic includes a variety of subtypes such as vintage, y2k, classic americana etc. The community is a safe place and DOES NOT promote or romanticise CSA or trauma and promotes nothing but healthy coping mechanisms. Coquette is separate from nymphet tumblr nymphette/ddlg/lolita. It does not look to be sexualised.
that girl is so cute and coquette!
her outfit is totally coquettish!!
Coquette by earthangel111 March 25, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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