Crookshanked 

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

Crookshanked by trei3 July 20, 2024

crookshank 

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

crookshank by Davo... May 9, 2008

Crookshanks 

A very cute orange cat that is quite fluffy. She is from the harry potter series and belongs to Hermione granger.

Crookshanks pounced up onto the old arm chair and curled up next to me.

Crookshanks by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021

Cruikshanked 

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.

He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

Cruikshanked by TH Political Memes March 6, 2024

Yogi_crookshank 

A stan for hermione granger in the series "harry potter" also likes to bump his head against the wall

guy 1: "yo whats that guy doing"
guy 2: "being a yogi_crookshank"

Yogi_crookshank by yknowthatsme December 31, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020