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Crooked H 

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.
"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump
Crooked H by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018
Words you can keep

crooked h 

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle
Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h
crooked h by knoophouse January 4, 2008

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.
crooked head syndrome by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Crooked hooker 

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

crooked hat bandit 

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close
Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"
crooked hat bandit by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked hill 

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin
"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.
crooked hill by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted
Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!
Crooked Hillary by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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