Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

crockpottery

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.

Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.

by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016

Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.

My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.

by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

crockpotter

One who checks into a hotel who typically has a lower income, usually brings a lot of items including crockpots, asks for assistance from a bell attendant and does not tip.

The bellman went to assist the guest with their luggage. when he opened the trunk he realized they were a bunch of crockpotters.

by crockpotter25 May 3, 2018