two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

irishbackrub

When a man's load leaves a four leaf clover stain.

Yo girl, wipe that irishbackrub off your forehead!

by Irishbackrub January 20, 2017

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 06, 2017

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

Albright

Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.

That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

truck stop bicep

The biceps of a truck stop hooker. The constant pulling motion gives the arms a signature look.

That crackhead has truck stop biceps.

by Irishbackrub January 18, 2017

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018