Definitions by Irishbackrub

BEN LOMAND ALLEN 

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

BEN LOMAND ALLEN by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

golden lightning shower 

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

golden lightning shower by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

Albright

Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.

That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!

Albright by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

golden lightning shower 

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

golden lightning shower by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

truck stop floss 

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

truck stop floss by Irishbackrub May 19, 2017

two tone earthworm 

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

two tone earthworm by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

Crock potted 

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

Crock potted by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017