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Croaky Jim
To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.
Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
Croaky Jim by Marques Parana May 24, 2020
Related Words
Croaky Croaky Croaky • Croaky Jim • croaky voice • croakies • croaker • croak • cronky • Croaking • crooky • croaked
Croaky Croaky Croaky
Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)
Croaky Croaky Croaky by gloplord August 22, 2023
croaky voice
If a person or their voice is croaky, their voice sounds rough because they have a sore or dry throat:
He has lost his sonorous voice and sounds a bit like a croaky Dalek.
SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases
(Definition of croaky from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
He has lost his sonorous voice and sounds a bit like a croaky Dalek.
SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases
(Definition of croaky from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
He called into work with a croaky voice, saying he was ill.
I'm feeling much better now but I'm still croaky.
More examples
You sound quite croaky, have you got a sore throat?
It didn't sound like her voice, it sounded harsh and croaky.
He spoke in a croaky whisper.
She opened her mouth like she wanted to scream, but all that came out was a croaky “Water…”
I'm feeling much better now but I'm still croaky.
More examples
You sound quite croaky, have you got a sore throat?
It didn't sound like her voice, it sounded harsh and croaky.
He spoke in a croaky whisper.
She opened her mouth like she wanted to scream, but all that came out was a croaky “Water…”
croaky voice by Plutonic Sheet March 8, 2021
croak dad
croak dad by croak daddy April 16, 2019
Choke & Croak
Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
Choke & Croak by St. Jerome December 18, 2008
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