Croaky

nasty, ugly, fugly, scary looking, fat

RT: ew look at that girl over there bro!!

Tyler: yeah dude shes croaky...

by TDOWD June 10, 2011

Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.

Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"

by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

Croaky Croaky Croaky

A term used to describe oneself when feeling a specific "croaky" kind of sick

Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)

by gloplord August 22, 2023

croaky voice

If a person or their voice is croaky, their voice sounds rough because they have a sore or dry throat:

He has lost his sonorous voice and sounds a bit like a croaky Dalek.

SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases

(Definition of croaky from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)

He called into work with a croaky voice, saying he was ill.
I'm feeling much better now but I'm still croaky.

More examples
You sound quite croaky, have you got a sore throat?
It didn't sound like her voice, it sounded harsh and croaky.
He spoke in a croaky whisper.
She opened her mouth like she wanted to scream, but all that came out was a croaky “Water…”

by Plutonic Sheet March 8, 2021

Croiky

Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".

Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!

by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

croak dad

synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.

“your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj

by croak daddy April 16, 2019

Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008