gloplord's definitions

Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

by gloplord August 9, 2023

Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

by gloplord August 9, 2023

Croaky Croaky Croaky

A term used to describe oneself when feeling a specific "croaky" kind of sick

Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)

by gloplord August 22, 2023

Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

by gloplord August 22, 2023

Grass Back

A person who is cowardly.

Person A: hey did you hear that Tia became a youth pastor and told all her old lib friends they were on the devil's path?
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.

by gloplord October 25, 2025

Whoppsa

A big fuckin lot of somethin.

Person 1: How much money are ya bringin to the ekka mate
Person 2: A fuckin whoppsa bruz

by gloplord August 9, 2023