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jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.
crimate by owen March 10, 2004
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crisatunity 

tge chineese word for crisis and opurtunity
that was a crisatunity
crisatunity by Anonymous August 27, 2003
The combination of authoritarianism, autocracy, democracy, and republicanism under the rule of law being that nobody is above the law except God and only God.
If a person who believes that they are God and they were to conquer the whole world and establish a new system of government and governance they could, should, and would mould their society into a system of Crimatism.
Crimatism by KEkdisone January 29, 2022

Crwatibe 

Crwatibe but spelt wrong.
"You are so freaking crwatibe man!" - Bob
Crwatibe by Yeahiknewthat.. March 28, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026