crimate 

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

crimate by owen March 10, 2004

Climate activist 

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation

Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao

Climate activist by galactica423 September 27, 2023

Cremate

To incinerate.

Tupac was cremated.

Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

climate sceptic by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

Climate Oppressed by Rapevan March 18, 2009

economic climate 

A phrase commonly used during a recession to sophisticate a person's excuse for not paying for anything he should.

"In this economic climate, I'm afraid I simply cannot afford to realize the dividends in my portfolio."

"Sorry, I can't pay muh rent because of this economic climate."

"Gotta quarter? I'm homeless thanks to the gub'ment and this economic climate."

economic climate by trionna & shiggity March 26, 2009

Personal Climate Change 

An unwelcome smell made by a person.

"Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."

Personal Climate Change by Mr. Lyle August 27, 2013